NAME A STARSHIP FOR YOUR LADY!
Show someone how much you really love them by naming a starship in the Star Fleet Universe after her!
For $5.00, you can name a starship after your wife or girlfriend, or for $10.00 you can name one for each of them! You can name starships for any or all of the women in your life: your mother, daughter, sister, cousin, or the secret object of your admiration! For only $5.00 we will name a Federation Star Fleet auxiliary cruiser after your lady friend (or male friend) and send you a cheesy laser-printed certificate commemorating this fact. Even better, we will record the starship name in book form in the US Copyright Office (when we get to 500 of them). Actually, you can pick any empire or species for your ship, and can name it after anyone (even a beloved pet) other than a public or historical figure.
Please note we don't name naval warships in this fashion.